1. Notes: 24 / 1 year ago  from willzone (originally from suburbantragic)
   

   willzone:

   dontcookbilly:

   suburbantragic:

   In my future home, this will be the first thing my guests see as they enter my foyer. Then, out of the shadows, I will appear in a tuxedo, yell “BULLY!”, and force a bottle of gin into their mouths.

   This plan does not exclude children.

   Teddy Roosevelt did the same thing.

    
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       dontcookbilly:suburbantragic: Just a sec, I think I’ve got something in my eye.

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       Teddy Roosevelt did

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